the-whale-incident:

there’s a hot orgy on my dash

and u just got an invitation

gaysexistheanswer:

hungarian:

someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer

thank you

vanillish:

im laughing so hard what the hell does this even mean

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

unabating:

go away i dont want to talk to you

now, we are picture perfect

aboveaurum:

soundproofliz:

amen

broke bitches unite